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The Most Expensive Mod in the WORLD - The Modicle

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The Most Expensive Mod in the WORLD: The Modicle - ULTIMATE LUX EDITION - $1,999

If you're looking for the most expensive mod in the world, you've found it. The bowl was hand-carved from a dragon’s horn and adorned with exquisite and ultra-rare vibranium. The tank was derived from Valerian steel forged in the fires of Texas by Norwegian garden gnomes. The stem is long and sleek, bound together by the feathers of a majestic phoenix.

Are you the ULTIMATE vaper? Are your clouds bigger than the rest? Does your vape collection have a dedicated room in your home? Then you need The Most Expensive Mod in the World! Remember The Bathroom Buddy from Gremlins? This mod is just like that, except it has nothing to do with the bathroom and it actually works.

We're totally serious. We wouldn't make this up.

This mod is ONE OF A KIND! We’ve only produced a single unit, so if you want to own this remarkable piece of vape history, you better not wait. Sure there are cheaper “Clones”, but nobody likes clones. The Republic didn’t win the Clone Wars after all. Get the original version today for the insanely low, low price of just $1,999. That’s right, you can own unknown levels of vaping opulence for just $1,999.

And because true opulence requires a monocle, we’re throwing in a VapeWild approved monocle for FREE!

While a certain guy whose name rhymes with Sartin Mhkreli won't be able to buy this, there are still plenty of other famous, opulence loving people out there who could buy it up first. If we wanted to see them vaping on this mod, we'd just give it to them for the free publicity. 

BUT WE DON'T!

We love our customers and want one of you to have this mod. How much do we love you? If we had that one of kind Wu-Tang album we would release it on mp3...FOR FREE.

This is your chance for MAXIMUM OPULENCE. Don't miss out on MAXIMUM OPULENCE

ELITE GRAND EDITION - $999

You've seen The Most Expensive Mod in the World, but your wallet cried out a sad melody when you thought about clicking the Buy button. We understand. We also don't want anyone to miss out on the chance for opulence, so we're offering streamlined versions of The Most Expensive Mod in the World...call them, The Slightly Less, But Still Pinky Raising Expensive Mod in the World. For just $999 you'll receive one of these beautifully handcrafted masterpieces that will make you the envy of humans and hobbits alike.

The bowl was hand-carved from a dragon’s horn and adorned with exquisite and ultra-rare vibranium. The tank was derived from Valerian steel forged in the fires of Texas by Norwegian garden gnomes. The stem is long and sleek, bound together by the feathers of a majestic phoenix.

If Middle-Earth evolved to our current technological levels, you know that wizards and hobbits alike would be vaping. AND you know they would still be using their elegant long-stemmed pipes. If this sounds like something you need in your life. If you need this Nearly Maximum Opulence. You need to get one of these beautiful mods.

Yes, you're getting a monocle too. Because even Nearly Maximum Opulence needs a monocle. Don't wait! Supplies are limited and we're pretty sure we've seen some furry toed people hanging around outside VapeWild HQ trying to get in and get their little hands on these.

CLONE - $50

Said ya want a new Mod, but ya pockets ain't fly? You got to hit us up, and get a pimped out Mod! Yes, X to the Z approved this message*. We know tax season came and went before you could blink, and it may feel like all that extra money drained down the sink. Don't worry though we got your back with clones of some of the greatest mods ever made!

Priced at only $50.00 these are high-quality knock-offs worth spending the coin on. And to put the half-eaten cherry on top, only 30 are available. But look on the bright side, we are throwing in a free handcrafted VapeWild approved monocle to make you feel better. Wipe your tears and get to clicking before they're all gone!

*He most definitely did not approve this message.
Clone Edition may vary greatly from those pictured.

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  • Killer product
    5

    Posted by brett s. on Nov 3rd 2018

    I didnt think that $2000 was alot of money honestly. Here is how I came up with it. I didnt pay 2 months of mortgage. That fact that I was evicted is of no consequence. I was still a few hundy short so I didnt put gas in the trucks tank for awhile and walked the 15 miles to and from work for a bit. To come up with the rest I ended up selling my soul. For that amount I came up with from the sale, I bought two of these puppies. So now I have no soul, no home and no gas. However, i have two of the best mods you can by.

    BTW im just kidding.

  • Killer product
    5

    Posted by brett stephens on Nov 2nd 2018

    I didnt think that $2000 was alot of money honestly. Here is how I came up with it. I didnt pay 2 months of mortgage. That fact that I was evicted is of no consequence. I was still a few hundy short so I didnt put gas in the trucks tank for awhile and walked the 15 miles to and from work for a bit. To come up with the rest I ended up selling my soul. For that amount I came up with from the sale, I bought two of these puppies. So now I have no soul, no home and no gas. However, i have two of the best mods you can by.

    BTW im just kidding.

  • True secret history of clone #3? Fact or fiction?
    5

    Posted by Leonardo D. on Sep 21st 2018

    There are some that say clone#3 is actually the legendary Elder Mod. It’s been said that the wood travelled through a wormhole in the blinding glow of a comet and landed in Ra’s garden. He believed it was shot from the loins of the immaculately conceived “Skywalker”. Ra gave it to Kufu who placed it atop his pyramid as a lighthouse for the non terrestrials known as Bothans. It was lost to time until it showed up in the Ark of the Covenant where once again it disappeared into the mythology tales until it turned up in the possession of Lara Croft. As a gesture of charity and selflessness she gave it to the Dalai Lama who had foreseen that a girl of means would bring him the storied “Cloud Maker” that was the source of all clouds in Tibet. After the fire of the bathroom where he kept it above his toilet it was not seen again until Sherlock Holmes found it in the basement of the Louvre. And this is when the monocle was born. Holmes had a shaman shape the lense from ground fart dust of King Arthur and quenched in the urine of Immortan Joe. Holmes gave it to Colonel Mustard for giving him the clue that proved Professor Plum did it in the Conservatory with the lead pipe. Mustards family was eventually rounded up by Hitler and Goering being a collector of relics and artifacts gave it to his daughter before the trial at Nuremberg. It was then passed to her great great step grand niece who sold it on eBay to Vapewild to pay for hospital bills accrued from cancer caused by chewing Skoal bandits. Supposedly it can transform from squonk to RDA,RDTA, to negative times negative equals a positive sub-ohm tank through the power of thought. But maybe it’s all just a myth. Believe it or Not!
    SOURCES: Robert and Ellen Ripley

  • True secret history of clone #3? Fact or fiction?
    5

    Posted by Leonardo Di on Sep 20th 2018

    There are some that say clone#3 is actually the legendary Elder Mod. It’s been said that the wood travelled through a wormhole in the blinding glow of a comet and landed in Ra’s garden. He believed it was shot from the loins of the immaculately conceived “Skywalker”. Ra gave it to Kufu who placed it atop his pyramid as a lighthouse for the non terrestrials known as Bothans. It was lost to time until it showed up in the Ark of the Covenant where once again it disappeared into the mythology tales until it turned up in the possession of Lara Croft. As a gesture of charity and selflessness she gave it to the Dalai Lama who had foreseen that a girl of means would bring him the storied “Cloud Maker” that was the source of all clouds in Tibet. After the fire of the bathroom where he kept it above his toilet it was not seen again until Sherlock Holmes found it in the basement of the Louvre. And this is when the monocle was born. Holmes had a shaman shape the lense from ground fart dust of King Arthur and quenched in the urine of Immortan Joe. Holmes gave it to Colonel Mustard for giving him the clue that proved Professor Plum did it in the Conservatory with the lead pipe. Mustards family was eventually rounded up by Hitler and Goering being a collector of relics and artifacts gave it to his daughter before the trial at Nuremberg. It was then passed to her great great step grand niece who sold it on eBay to Vapewild to pay for hospital bills accrued from cancer caused by chewing Skoal bandits. Supposedly it can transform from squonk to RDA,RDTA, to negative times negative equals a positive sub-ohm tank through the power of thought. But maybe it’s all just a myth. Believe it or Not!
    SOURCES: Robert and Ellen Ripley

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