The Most Expensive Mod in the WORLD: The Modicle - ULTIMATE LUX EDITION - $1,999
If you're looking for the most expensive mod in the world, you've found it. The bowl was hand-carved from a dragon’s horn and adorned with exquisite and ultra-rare vibranium. The tank was derived from Valerian steel forged in the fires of Texas by Norwegian garden gnomes. The stem is long and sleek, bound together by the feathers of a majestic phoenix.
Are you the ULTIMATE vaper? Are your clouds bigger than the rest? Does your vape collection have a dedicated room in your home? Then you need The Most Expensive Mod in the World! Remember The Bathroom Buddy from Gremlins? This mod is just like that, except it has nothing to do with the bathroom and it actually works.
We're totally serious. We wouldn't make this up.
This mod is ONE OF A KIND! We’ve only produced a single unit, so if you want to own this remarkable piece of vape history, you better not wait. Sure there are cheaper “Clones”, but nobody likes clones. The Republic didn’t win the Clone Wars after all. Get the original version today for the insanely low, low price of just $1,999. That’s right, you can own unknown levels of vaping opulence for just $1,999.
And because true opulence requires a monocle, we’re throwing in a VapeWild approved monocle for FREE!
While a certain guy whose name rhymes with Sartin Mhkreli won't be able to buy this, there are still plenty of other famous, opulence loving people out there who could buy it up first. If we wanted to see them vaping on this mod, we'd just give it to them for the free publicity.
BUT WE DON'T!
We love our customers and want one of you to have this mod. How much do we love you? If we had that one of kind Wu-Tang album we would release it on mp3...FOR FREE.
This is your chance for MAXIMUM OPULENCE. Don't miss out on MAXIMUM OPULENCE
ELITE GRAND EDITION - $999
You've seen The Most Expensive Mod in the World, but your wallet cried out a sad melody when you thought about clicking the Buy button. We understand. We also don't want anyone to miss out on the chance for opulence, so we're offering streamlined versions of The Most Expensive Mod in the World...call them, The Slightly Less, But Still Pinky Raising Expensive Mod in the World. For just $999 you'll receive one of these beautifully handcrafted masterpieces that will make you the envy of humans and hobbits alike.
The bowl was hand-carved from a dragon’s horn and adorned with exquisite and ultra-rare vibranium. The tank was derived from Valerian steel forged in the fires of Texas by Norwegian garden gnomes. The stem is long and sleek, bound together by the feathers of a majestic phoenix.
If Middle-Earth evolved to our current technological levels, you know that wizards and hobbits alike would be vaping. AND you know they would still be using their elegant long-stemmed pipes. If this sounds like something you need in your life. If you need this Nearly Maximum Opulence. You need to get one of these beautiful mods.
Yes, you're getting a monocle too. Because even Nearly Maximum Opulence needs a monocle. Don't wait! Supplies are limited and we're pretty sure we've seen some furry toed people hanging around outside VapeWild HQ trying to get in and get their little hands on these.
CLONE - $50
Said ya want a new Mod, but ya pockets ain't fly? You got to hit us up, and get a pimped out Mod! Yes, X to the Z approved this message*. We know tax season came and went before you could blink, and it may feel like all that extra money drained down the sink. Don't worry though we got your back with clones of some of the greatest mods ever made!
Priced at only $50.00 these are high-quality knock-offs worth spending the coin on. And to put the half-eaten cherry on top, only 30 are available. But look on the bright side, we are throwing in a free handcrafted VapeWild approved monocle to make you feel better. Wipe your tears and get to clicking before they're all gone!
*He most definitely did not approve this message.
Clone Edition may vary greatly from those pictured.